Fat Girl Polka

Oompah oompah oompah she's a fat girl.
Oompah oompah oompah tons of fun.... TONS OF FUN!
When you're finished eating and drinking your coffee.
Oompah oompah oompah fat girl's just begun.

She has a skinny husband. I don't understand the attraction.
Maybe it's probably due to all of that lower fat gut action

Some say it's and eating disorder. Some say it's a glandular disease.
She thinks that she retains water and that's why she has dimples on her knees.

She ordered a double meat Whopper along with and order of fries.
Washed all down with diet soda and that's why she has TREEmensous thighs